A NEW POST!! I HAVE THE BLUE CRYSTAL!!

So sometime today i was in the jungle, by myself, but not bymyself, because there were people who weren't people surrounding me, a people-person.

Because as the world was being invaded by aliens who looked exactly like Zac Efferon and i had the blue crystal. (The blue crystal being of course the crystal that saves the planet).

But then I realized it wasn't a blue crystal but a bottle of Dove conditioner, and I wasn't in the Jungle, I was in my shower, where i had apparently been for three hours, screaming. With a 100 degree fever..


But guys, I am going to go eat soup, or drink soup, or whatever it is you do with soup, you put it in your mouth, you make a noise, your girl friend yells at you for making a noise, and you say "I'm eating freaking soup" "You shut the -- up" And then you kill the person complaining because they don't understand the idea of eating soup.. Well i'm off to eat/drink/kill someone soup..