So sometime today i was in the jungle, by myself, but not bymyself, because there were people who weren't people surrounding me, a people-person.
Because as the world was being invaded by aliens who looked exactly like Zac Efferon and i had the blue crystal. (The blue crystal being of course the crystal that saves the planet).
But then I realized it wasn't a blue crystal but a bottle of Dove conditioner, and I wasn't in the Jungle, I was in my shower, where i had apparently been for three hours, screaming. With a 100 degree fever..
But guys, I am going to go eat soup, or drink soup, or whatever it is you do with soup, you put it in your mouth, you make a noise, your girl friend yells at you for making a noise, and you say "I'm eating freaking soup" "You shut the -- up" And then you kill the person complaining because they don't understand the idea of eating soup.. Well i'm off to eat/drink/kill someone soup..
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
The steelers won..
I don't have much to talk about today, not much went on in the world today..
Everyone's been talking about Michael Phelps taking a bong hit. Strangely enough I've heard this multiple times; "Michael Phelps took a bong hit and he's the most in-shape person in the world! It must be performance enhancing." Michael Phelps being in his twenty's and everyone being surprised that he took a bong hit is surprising to me because it shouldn't be surprising. Parents, if you think your kid hasn't smoked weed, you are delusional, or have the best child in the world, who is very stressed out. That being said, I don't smoke weed. But if your a parent and your afraid your child is going to smoke weed because he saw his hero, Michael Phelps do it then you don't have a shot because your child is the most easily swayed person on the planet.
And what a game last night, I mean, I've seen better but last nights super bowl was amazing. It was just ups and downs the entire night. One of the things I have to ask though; What was with all of the Arizona Cardinal penalties? It was like they were calling every little thing. I'm surprised that when fitzgerald scored a touchdown they didn't call him for jumping too high and grabbing the ball with both hands. "Automatic first down pittsburg."
"but It's the cardinals ball!"
"Oh doesn't matter, first down!"
It was crazy. That being said, It was an awesome game, congratulations to the steelers.
Then of course there's the ads. The ads were kind of weak this year. You had the go daddy hey chicks have really big boobs thing, pepsi doing their we dont know how to harness the internet thing. But probably the best commercial was the transformers trailor. Just got me all pumped. Even a little moist ^^
On wednesday a doctor told the nurse this boy needed an incision because he needed an absess removed from him mouth. But the nurse heard, he needs a circumcision. So she sniped the boy. And I have to ask, if your that boy and you need something done to your mouth and someone asks you to take off your pants you should at least wonder. I think it should just be a rule in hospitals that you have to double check anytime it deals with the "down low." That being said, hospital probably did him a favour - just saying.
Mondays question of the day is what was your favorite super bowl ad. Well guys that's all for today so remember;
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Everyone's been talking about Michael Phelps taking a bong hit. Strangely enough I've heard this multiple times; "Michael Phelps took a bong hit and he's the most in-shape person in the world! It must be performance enhancing." Michael Phelps being in his twenty's and everyone being surprised that he took a bong hit is surprising to me because it shouldn't be surprising. Parents, if you think your kid hasn't smoked weed, you are delusional, or have the best child in the world, who is very stressed out. That being said, I don't smoke weed. But if your a parent and your afraid your child is going to smoke weed because he saw his hero, Michael Phelps do it then you don't have a shot because your child is the most easily swayed person on the planet.
And what a game last night, I mean, I've seen better but last nights super bowl was amazing. It was just ups and downs the entire night. One of the things I have to ask though; What was with all of the Arizona Cardinal penalties? It was like they were calling every little thing. I'm surprised that when fitzgerald scored a touchdown they didn't call him for jumping too high and grabbing the ball with both hands. "Automatic first down pittsburg."
"but It's the cardinals ball!"
"Oh doesn't matter, first down!"
It was crazy. That being said, It was an awesome game, congratulations to the steelers.
Then of course there's the ads. The ads were kind of weak this year. You had the go daddy hey chicks have really big boobs thing, pepsi doing their we dont know how to harness the internet thing. But probably the best commercial was the transformers trailor. Just got me all pumped. Even a little moist ^^
On wednesday a doctor told the nurse this boy needed an incision because he needed an absess removed from him mouth. But the nurse heard, he needs a circumcision. So she sniped the boy. And I have to ask, if your that boy and you need something done to your mouth and someone asks you to take off your pants you should at least wonder. I think it should just be a rule in hospitals that you have to double check anytime it deals with the "down low." That being said, hospital probably did him a favour - just saying.
Mondays question of the day is what was your favorite super bowl ad. Well guys that's all for today so remember;
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Sunday, February 1, 2009
Valosa Raptors
Today I have decided to put humor, news, and politics aside and I am going to talk to you about a growing problem in the world and something very close to my heart. This problem needs to be dealt with now before it gets out of hand. Raptors. Raptors are the second leading cause of death in the world next to global warming. Already 1611 people have realized this danger and have join the fight to save all humans. Hundreds of people die from raptor attacks every year. If you would like to take a stand and help with the prevention of raptor attacks and relief efforts then please join the groups on facebook and myspace as well as visiting the official site. Spread the word. warn your friends and family. And above all, stay away from raptor infested woodlands.
The official web site:
http://www.raptordefense.org/
then help spread awareness by purchasing merchandise here:
http://www.cafepress.com/irdastore
All proceeds go to help raise Raptor awareness and fight the growing Raptor threat.
Those involved in the myspace may join that branch of the group here:
http://groups.myspace.com/irda
Those who have a face book may join here:
http://www.new.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=lesbians&ref=ts&sid=b026f698d2100b4799cd3e040f085d7f#/group.php?sid=b026f698d2100b4799cd3e040f085d7f&gid=2356579166
Also in the interest of spreading awareness, please invite your friends, nay, everyone you know, friend or enemy.
We are all united in the fight against the Raptor menace.
The official web site:
http://www.raptordefense.org/
then help spread awareness by purchasing merchandise here:
http://www.cafepress.com/irdastore
All proceeds go to help raise Raptor awareness and fight the growing Raptor threat.
Those involved in the myspace may join that branch of the group here:
http://groups.myspace.com/irda
Those who have a face book may join here:
http://www.new.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=lesbians&ref=ts&sid=b026f698d2100b4799cd3e040f085d7f#/group.php?sid=b026f698d2100b4799cd3e040f085d7f&gid=2356579166
Also in the interest of spreading awareness, please invite your friends, nay, everyone you know, friend or enemy.
We are all united in the fight against the Raptor menace.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
University protests...
Generally, as a rule, I am against protesters. But in this case, I found myself rooting for them.
At The University of Southern Indiana a man dressed in all black with a blue helmet spray pained blue with the soviet union's symbol and flying the United Nations flag stood outside the university.
He refused to identify himself or to leave so while he stood there 80+ students assembled themselves by the man and sang the national anthem and Amazing grace.
The leader of the protest, Larry Young, spoke and said this; Friends, countrymen, Americans, I'm going to be a little politically incorrect today." He said he was, "He said he was "tired of the liberal jargon that makes me ashamed to be American" and he was "sick of the legions of illegal aliens crossing our borders and bleeding our social programs dry."
The group of protesters were joined by the VFW and other Veteran groups demanding that the UN flag be removed from campus by the University Administrator.
Young continued with the encouragement of the crowd to demand the UN flag be removed and replaced with an Evansville flag.
"It's not the UN that welcomes the 52 international students -- it's Evansville.
"Put an Evansville flag up," Young said.
"The UN coalition of mostly dysfunctional countries are atheistic, socialistic parasites whose goal is domination," said Young.
"This malignancy is flying in our parks, our schools," Young said.
"Bowen, in 1979 put up the UN flag and the people of Indianapolis made him take it down. We should do the same."
"They will not crucify us on a cross of complacency, Mr. Hoops. "TAKE DOWN THIS FLAG." was the ending phrase of his speech.
Young was followed by several other speakers including; Sean Selby, the president of the University of Southern Indiana's republicans who said the recent events in Somalia took place because of the UN.
Benny Benjamin, a veteran, spoke next saying this flag does not represent America.
Mike Burkhart, commander of the Indiana Purple Heart Association then spoke and said; " It'sjust the first raindrop in one of the most horrendous storms," Burkhart said. "It's not a political issue anymore. That flag is a slap in the face to every veteran here."
I think this protest had reason to take place and I commend all involved. The UN does nothing productive, go against many of the values America's have, And are in general Anti-American.
If you want to read the whole story, click on this link; http://www.unwatch.com/no2unflag.shtml
At The University of Southern Indiana a man dressed in all black with a blue helmet spray pained blue with the soviet union's symbol and flying the United Nations flag stood outside the university.
He refused to identify himself or to leave so while he stood there 80+ students assembled themselves by the man and sang the national anthem and Amazing grace.
The leader of the protest, Larry Young, spoke and said this; Friends, countrymen, Americans, I'm going to be a little politically incorrect today." He said he was, "He said he was "tired of the liberal jargon that makes me ashamed to be American" and he was "sick of the legions of illegal aliens crossing our borders and bleeding our social programs dry."
The group of protesters were joined by the VFW and other Veteran groups demanding that the UN flag be removed from campus by the University Administrator.
Young continued with the encouragement of the crowd to demand the UN flag be removed and replaced with an Evansville flag.
"It's not the UN that welcomes the 52 international students -- it's Evansville.
"Put an Evansville flag up," Young said.
"The UN coalition of mostly dysfunctional countries are atheistic, socialistic parasites whose goal is domination," said Young.
"This malignancy is flying in our parks, our schools," Young said.
"Bowen, in 1979 put up the UN flag and the people of Indianapolis made him take it down. We should do the same."
"They will not crucify us on a cross of complacency, Mr. Hoops. "TAKE DOWN THIS FLAG." was the ending phrase of his speech.
Young was followed by several other speakers including; Sean Selby, the president of the University of Southern Indiana's republicans who said the recent events in Somalia took place because of the UN.
Benny Benjamin, a veteran, spoke next saying this flag does not represent America.
Mike Burkhart, commander of the Indiana Purple Heart Association then spoke and said; " It'sjust the first raindrop in one of the most horrendous storms," Burkhart said. "It's not a political issue anymore. That flag is a slap in the face to every veteran here."
I think this protest had reason to take place and I commend all involved. The UN does nothing productive, go against many of the values America's have, And are in general Anti-American.
If you want to read the whole story, click on this link; http://www.unwatch.com/no2unflag.shtml
Lie to me
Hey Bloggers, Welcome to the best blog on the internet, according to me..
Let's talk about wednesday, the best day of the week. One of the reason's it's the best day is some of my favorite shows come on, on wednesday. Probably the best show actually is a new show called; Lie to me. It premiered last wednesday, it's at seven o' clock and shows on fox. It's a show about my favorite thing.. no, my other favorite thing, the thing that I do from time to time, It's lying. It's a show about lying. And it's got me thinking about how bad a liar I am and In was wondering If anyone else is a better liar. So I'm going to go all middle school on you and play two truths and a lie. If you don't know how to play, read the title out loud and then you know how to play. I'll tell two truths and a lie and then you have to figure out what my lie is, so here we go; I have flown an air plane, I know how to play guitar, and I snowboard.
Truth behold sometimes It's better to lie. For example there's this bikini themed restaurant in new york, this 18 year old applied, she fit the qualifications, she had prior experience, and more importantly, a 34 D chest. But the hiring manager turned her down, said no, we can't have ya. She asked why, his answer should have been, just can't or even just stared at her blankly. But his response was honest, I.E the wrong choice. He said; Well your voice is too ghetto. The woman was very offended. She was in fact so offended of the discrimination of ghetto girls everywhere that she is suing that restaurant for possibly over a million dollars. Which brings me my conclusion, sometimes it's better to just shut up. Who ever said "the truth will set you free" never met a modern day woman.
Sometimes I just wish people would lie to me. Like I'd be more than happy if the government lied to me that a prison spent 77,000 dollars on high definition flat screen tv's for prisoners. And I'll ask the obvious question, why are we buying high definition flat screen tv's for people who are used to stealing them? So they can enjoy the super bowl? I didn't realize the way it works is you go and commit a crime, you go through the court process, you go to jail, and then it's a cake walk. A prison sentence shouldn't be, ok your going into this cell and your going to watch tv all day. That's called being lazy not serving your time. Well.. being lazy with possible gang rape in the shower. It's funny though, "the truth shall set you free" because when you look at a court case the defence's job is to pretty much dirty up and cloud up the truth. The truth doesn't set you free. The truth gets you twenty five to life.
And it makes me bring up the story of a woman who shot a man five times in the back "aledgedly" and is going to court for it. But the defence doesn't want the jury to know is her username online is ManHater. Because she's a woman who shot a man, in the back five times, because she hated him. But the defence feels her username online, ManHater may sway them to judging the truth correctly. And it worked. That's why they whited it out on the document they showed the jury. I think that's awesome because when I finally snap and I shoot everybody I'm going to have my defence go; "Ok, before we start this trial, I don't want everyone thinking the defendant is guilty because his username online is called, I'm going to snap and shoot evrybody, no seriously this isn't a user name this is my admission of guilt."
The question of the day is, what is your favorite snow sport? Skiing, snowboarding, snowshoeing, ect.
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Let's talk about wednesday, the best day of the week. One of the reason's it's the best day is some of my favorite shows come on, on wednesday. Probably the best show actually is a new show called; Lie to me. It premiered last wednesday, it's at seven o' clock and shows on fox. It's a show about my favorite thing.. no, my other favorite thing, the thing that I do from time to time, It's lying. It's a show about lying. And it's got me thinking about how bad a liar I am and In was wondering If anyone else is a better liar. So I'm going to go all middle school on you and play two truths and a lie. If you don't know how to play, read the title out loud and then you know how to play. I'll tell two truths and a lie and then you have to figure out what my lie is, so here we go; I have flown an air plane, I know how to play guitar, and I snowboard.
Truth behold sometimes It's better to lie. For example there's this bikini themed restaurant in new york, this 18 year old applied, she fit the qualifications, she had prior experience, and more importantly, a 34 D chest. But the hiring manager turned her down, said no, we can't have ya. She asked why, his answer should have been, just can't or even just stared at her blankly. But his response was honest, I.E the wrong choice. He said; Well your voice is too ghetto. The woman was very offended. She was in fact so offended of the discrimination of ghetto girls everywhere that she is suing that restaurant for possibly over a million dollars. Which brings me my conclusion, sometimes it's better to just shut up. Who ever said "the truth will set you free" never met a modern day woman.
Sometimes I just wish people would lie to me. Like I'd be more than happy if the government lied to me that a prison spent 77,000 dollars on high definition flat screen tv's for prisoners. And I'll ask the obvious question, why are we buying high definition flat screen tv's for people who are used to stealing them? So they can enjoy the super bowl? I didn't realize the way it works is you go and commit a crime, you go through the court process, you go to jail, and then it's a cake walk. A prison sentence shouldn't be, ok your going into this cell and your going to watch tv all day. That's called being lazy not serving your time. Well.. being lazy with possible gang rape in the shower. It's funny though, "the truth shall set you free" because when you look at a court case the defence's job is to pretty much dirty up and cloud up the truth. The truth doesn't set you free. The truth gets you twenty five to life.
And it makes me bring up the story of a woman who shot a man five times in the back "aledgedly" and is going to court for it. But the defence doesn't want the jury to know is her username online is ManHater. Because she's a woman who shot a man, in the back five times, because she hated him. But the defence feels her username online, ManHater may sway them to judging the truth correctly. And it worked. That's why they whited it out on the document they showed the jury. I think that's awesome because when I finally snap and I shoot everybody I'm going to have my defence go; "Ok, before we start this trial, I don't want everyone thinking the defendant is guilty because his username online is called, I'm going to snap and shoot evrybody, no seriously this isn't a user name this is my admission of guilt."
The question of the day is, what is your favorite snow sport? Skiing, snowboarding, snowshoeing, ect.
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Poem
I found this poem on www.usasurvival.org, I dont usually likt poetry but I did like this one.
The unsuspecting went to slaughter.
From a clear September sky.
The day held no forewarning.
Of the way they were to die.
Evil dressed in sunshine
On silver wings emplaned
And with the blood of innocents
The face of Islam stained.
The ugly head of hatred
Unmasked in fiery death.
Bodies falling, souls ascending
Born aloft on angel's breath.
Where for them the promise of today?
Where for them a bright tomorrow?
Vanished like the towers
In smoke and endless sorrow.
Yet from this sacrificial ground
A freedom tower shall arise
Our collective consecration
Of the souls immortalized.
The unsuspecting went to slaughter.
From a clear September sky.
The day held no forewarning.
Of the way they were to die.
Evil dressed in sunshine
On silver wings emplaned
And with the blood of innocents
The face of Islam stained.
The ugly head of hatred
Unmasked in fiery death.
Bodies falling, souls ascending
Born aloft on angel's breath.
Where for them the promise of today?
Where for them a bright tomorrow?
Vanished like the towers
In smoke and endless sorrow.
Yet from this sacrificial ground
A freedom tower shall arise
Our collective consecration
Of the souls immortalized.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Delicious
hey guys, I made one of these Delicious things, for those of you who don't know what it is, it's a bookmarking site, I suggest you get one, it's kinds use full I guess. I've book marked several of the the sites I like to visit so feel free to take a look.
Here's the link; http://delicious.com/In_Case_of_Emergency
If your wondering about the name, Epidemic was already taken.
And for those of you who care, which probably isn't much, sorry I did't get a story up yesterday, I'll try to post something later tonight.
Here's the link; http://delicious.com/In_Case_of_Emergency
If your wondering about the name, Epidemic was already taken.
And for those of you who care, which probably isn't much, sorry I did't get a story up yesterday, I'll try to post something later tonight.
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