Lie to me

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Let's talk about wednesday, the best day of the week. One of the reason's it's the best day is some of my favorite shows come on, on wednesday. Probably the best show actually is a new show called; Lie to me. It premiered last wednesday, it's at seven o' clock and shows on fox. It's a show about my favorite thing.. no, my other favorite thing, the thing that I do from time to time, It's lying. It's a show about lying. And it's got me thinking about how bad a liar I am and In was wondering If anyone else is a better liar. So I'm going to go all middle school on you and play two truths and a lie. If you don't know how to play, read the title out loud and then you know how to play. I'll tell two truths and a lie and then you have to figure out what my lie is, so here we go; I have flown an air plane, I know how to play guitar, and I snowboard.

Truth behold sometimes It's better to lie. For example there's this bikini themed restaurant in new york, this 18 year old applied, she fit the qualifications, she had prior experience, and more importantly, a 34 D chest. But the hiring manager turned her down, said no, we can't have ya. She asked why, his answer should have been, just can't or even just stared at her blankly. But his response was honest, I.E the wrong choice. He said; Well your voice is too ghetto. The woman was very offended. She was in fact so offended of the discrimination of ghetto girls everywhere that she is suing that restaurant for possibly over a million dollars. Which brings me my conclusion, sometimes it's better to just shut up. Who ever said "the truth will set you free" never met a modern day woman.

Sometimes I just wish people would lie to me. Like I'd be more than happy if the government lied to me that a prison spent 77,000 dollars on high definition flat screen tv's for prisoners. And I'll ask the obvious question, why are we buying high definition flat screen tv's for people who are used to stealing them? So they can enjoy the super bowl? I didn't realize the way it works is you go and commit a crime, you go through the court process, you go to jail, and then it's a cake walk. A prison sentence shouldn't be, ok your going into this cell and your going to watch tv all day. That's called being lazy not serving your time. Well.. being lazy with possible gang rape in the shower. It's funny though, "the truth shall set you free" because when you look at a court case the defence's job is to pretty much dirty up and cloud up the truth. The truth doesn't set you free. The truth gets you twenty five to life.

And it makes me bring up the story of a woman who shot a man five times in the back "aledgedly" and is going to court for it. But the defence doesn't want the jury to know is her username online is ManHater. Because she's a woman who shot a man, in the back five times, because she hated him. But the defence feels her username online, ManHater may sway them to judging the truth correctly. And it worked. That's why they whited it out on the document they showed the jury. I think that's awesome because when I finally snap and I shoot everybody I'm going to have my defence go; "Ok, before we start this trial, I don't want everyone thinking the defendant is guilty because his username online is called, I'm going to snap and shoot evrybody, no seriously this isn't a user name this is my admission of guilt."

The question of the day is, what is your favorite snow sport? Skiing, snowboarding, snowshoeing, ect.

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