So I realized today that I've never, in the whole two weeks I've had this blog, made a post specifically about me, Epidemic.
So I was walking down the street, mainly because I'm trying out for football and don't wanna get fat, except in this one area, I wanna get fat there. But everywhere else, I don't wanna be fat, the lady's don't usually like it. So as I was walking along, I was thinking to myself, why do they say death in taxes? It doesn't really make any sense to me, Death and Taxes, you got death and taxes, one's just crazy I mean death, it's just.. It's done. But I mean taxes, that shi-stuff is forever.
But then I kept walkin and then, ah, It was great, I see this guy staring at me. Not in a, I'm a hobo, I'm going to kill you for five dollars kinda way but a kind of a, I recognize you kinda way. And that's not good because I don't like seeing people from my past, you know why? Because I sucked in my past, more than I do now. I know It's hard to believe, but It's true.
So he comes up and he goes, "Hey!" and I go, "hey.. not me, wrong guy, my names not robert." and he believed me, and I just kept walkin.
And I was walkin down the street, and I was wondering, why is it everytime I go to webMD.com it says I have cancer and I should go see a doctor? That doesn't seem right. I think they should change their name to, GoSeeADoctor.com because that's really all they do.
But then, Oh but then, I'm walkin and I stop. I see this girl that I used to go out with and she's making out with this guy and I thought to myself, "Ohh.. now he's got my herpies too.." And I just kept walkin.
Then I got to the store, it was about two miles down, I was covered in sweat which is really nasty, and I though to myself, why did I come here? And I couldn't remember what I wanted. I felt kinda stupid because of that, and that, well that was the end of my day.
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Mr. Binz, I was loving these entries all the way up till the word "sucked"! Come on!
ReplyDeleteAlso, "herpes" doesn't have an "i."
You're an excellent, engaging writer!