So sometime today i was in the jungle, by myself, but not bymyself, because there were people who weren't people surrounding me, a people-person.
Because as the world was being invaded by aliens who looked exactly like Zac Efferon and i had the blue crystal. (The blue crystal being of course the crystal that saves the planet).
But then I realized it wasn't a blue crystal but a bottle of Dove conditioner, and I wasn't in the Jungle, I was in my shower, where i had apparently been for three hours, screaming. With a 100 degree fever..
But guys, I am going to go eat soup, or drink soup, or whatever it is you do with soup, you put it in your mouth, you make a noise, your girl friend yells at you for making a noise, and you say "I'm eating freaking soup" "You shut the -- up" And then you kill the person complaining because they don't understand the idea of eating soup.. Well i'm off to eat/drink/kill someone soup..
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
The steelers won..
I don't have much to talk about today, not much went on in the world today..
Everyone's been talking about Michael Phelps taking a bong hit. Strangely enough I've heard this multiple times; "Michael Phelps took a bong hit and he's the most in-shape person in the world! It must be performance enhancing." Michael Phelps being in his twenty's and everyone being surprised that he took a bong hit is surprising to me because it shouldn't be surprising. Parents, if you think your kid hasn't smoked weed, you are delusional, or have the best child in the world, who is very stressed out. That being said, I don't smoke weed. But if your a parent and your afraid your child is going to smoke weed because he saw his hero, Michael Phelps do it then you don't have a shot because your child is the most easily swayed person on the planet.
And what a game last night, I mean, I've seen better but last nights super bowl was amazing. It was just ups and downs the entire night. One of the things I have to ask though; What was with all of the Arizona Cardinal penalties? It was like they were calling every little thing. I'm surprised that when fitzgerald scored a touchdown they didn't call him for jumping too high and grabbing the ball with both hands. "Automatic first down pittsburg."
"but It's the cardinals ball!"
"Oh doesn't matter, first down!"
It was crazy. That being said, It was an awesome game, congratulations to the steelers.
Then of course there's the ads. The ads were kind of weak this year. You had the go daddy hey chicks have really big boobs thing, pepsi doing their we dont know how to harness the internet thing. But probably the best commercial was the transformers trailor. Just got me all pumped. Even a little moist ^^
On wednesday a doctor told the nurse this boy needed an incision because he needed an absess removed from him mouth. But the nurse heard, he needs a circumcision. So she sniped the boy. And I have to ask, if your that boy and you need something done to your mouth and someone asks you to take off your pants you should at least wonder. I think it should just be a rule in hospitals that you have to double check anytime it deals with the "down low." That being said, hospital probably did him a favour - just saying.
Mondays question of the day is what was your favorite super bowl ad. Well guys that's all for today so remember;
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Everyone's been talking about Michael Phelps taking a bong hit. Strangely enough I've heard this multiple times; "Michael Phelps took a bong hit and he's the most in-shape person in the world! It must be performance enhancing." Michael Phelps being in his twenty's and everyone being surprised that he took a bong hit is surprising to me because it shouldn't be surprising. Parents, if you think your kid hasn't smoked weed, you are delusional, or have the best child in the world, who is very stressed out. That being said, I don't smoke weed. But if your a parent and your afraid your child is going to smoke weed because he saw his hero, Michael Phelps do it then you don't have a shot because your child is the most easily swayed person on the planet.
And what a game last night, I mean, I've seen better but last nights super bowl was amazing. It was just ups and downs the entire night. One of the things I have to ask though; What was with all of the Arizona Cardinal penalties? It was like they were calling every little thing. I'm surprised that when fitzgerald scored a touchdown they didn't call him for jumping too high and grabbing the ball with both hands. "Automatic first down pittsburg."
"but It's the cardinals ball!"
"Oh doesn't matter, first down!"
It was crazy. That being said, It was an awesome game, congratulations to the steelers.
Then of course there's the ads. The ads were kind of weak this year. You had the go daddy hey chicks have really big boobs thing, pepsi doing their we dont know how to harness the internet thing. But probably the best commercial was the transformers trailor. Just got me all pumped. Even a little moist ^^
On wednesday a doctor told the nurse this boy needed an incision because he needed an absess removed from him mouth. But the nurse heard, he needs a circumcision. So she sniped the boy. And I have to ask, if your that boy and you need something done to your mouth and someone asks you to take off your pants you should at least wonder. I think it should just be a rule in hospitals that you have to double check anytime it deals with the "down low." That being said, hospital probably did him a favour - just saying.
Mondays question of the day is what was your favorite super bowl ad. Well guys that's all for today so remember;
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Sunday, February 1, 2009
Valosa Raptors
Today I have decided to put humor, news, and politics aside and I am going to talk to you about a growing problem in the world and something very close to my heart. This problem needs to be dealt with now before it gets out of hand. Raptors. Raptors are the second leading cause of death in the world next to global warming. Already 1611 people have realized this danger and have join the fight to save all humans. Hundreds of people die from raptor attacks every year. If you would like to take a stand and help with the prevention of raptor attacks and relief efforts then please join the groups on facebook and myspace as well as visiting the official site. Spread the word. warn your friends and family. And above all, stay away from raptor infested woodlands.
The official web site:
http://www.raptordefense.org/
then help spread awareness by purchasing merchandise here:
http://www.cafepress.com/irdastore
All proceeds go to help raise Raptor awareness and fight the growing Raptor threat.
Those involved in the myspace may join that branch of the group here:
http://groups.myspace.com/irda
Those who have a face book may join here:
http://www.new.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=lesbians&ref=ts&sid=b026f698d2100b4799cd3e040f085d7f#/group.php?sid=b026f698d2100b4799cd3e040f085d7f&gid=2356579166
Also in the interest of spreading awareness, please invite your friends, nay, everyone you know, friend or enemy.
We are all united in the fight against the Raptor menace.
The official web site:
http://www.raptordefense.org/
then help spread awareness by purchasing merchandise here:
http://www.cafepress.com/irdastore
All proceeds go to help raise Raptor awareness and fight the growing Raptor threat.
Those involved in the myspace may join that branch of the group here:
http://groups.myspace.com/irda
Those who have a face book may join here:
http://www.new.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=lesbians&ref=ts&sid=b026f698d2100b4799cd3e040f085d7f#/group.php?sid=b026f698d2100b4799cd3e040f085d7f&gid=2356579166
Also in the interest of spreading awareness, please invite your friends, nay, everyone you know, friend or enemy.
We are all united in the fight against the Raptor menace.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
University protests...
Generally, as a rule, I am against protesters. But in this case, I found myself rooting for them.
At The University of Southern Indiana a man dressed in all black with a blue helmet spray pained blue with the soviet union's symbol and flying the United Nations flag stood outside the university.
He refused to identify himself or to leave so while he stood there 80+ students assembled themselves by the man and sang the national anthem and Amazing grace.
The leader of the protest, Larry Young, spoke and said this; Friends, countrymen, Americans, I'm going to be a little politically incorrect today." He said he was, "He said he was "tired of the liberal jargon that makes me ashamed to be American" and he was "sick of the legions of illegal aliens crossing our borders and bleeding our social programs dry."
The group of protesters were joined by the VFW and other Veteran groups demanding that the UN flag be removed from campus by the University Administrator.
Young continued with the encouragement of the crowd to demand the UN flag be removed and replaced with an Evansville flag.
"It's not the UN that welcomes the 52 international students -- it's Evansville.
"Put an Evansville flag up," Young said.
"The UN coalition of mostly dysfunctional countries are atheistic, socialistic parasites whose goal is domination," said Young.
"This malignancy is flying in our parks, our schools," Young said.
"Bowen, in 1979 put up the UN flag and the people of Indianapolis made him take it down. We should do the same."
"They will not crucify us on a cross of complacency, Mr. Hoops. "TAKE DOWN THIS FLAG." was the ending phrase of his speech.
Young was followed by several other speakers including; Sean Selby, the president of the University of Southern Indiana's republicans who said the recent events in Somalia took place because of the UN.
Benny Benjamin, a veteran, spoke next saying this flag does not represent America.
Mike Burkhart, commander of the Indiana Purple Heart Association then spoke and said; " It'sjust the first raindrop in one of the most horrendous storms," Burkhart said. "It's not a political issue anymore. That flag is a slap in the face to every veteran here."
I think this protest had reason to take place and I commend all involved. The UN does nothing productive, go against many of the values America's have, And are in general Anti-American.
If you want to read the whole story, click on this link; http://www.unwatch.com/no2unflag.shtml
At The University of Southern Indiana a man dressed in all black with a blue helmet spray pained blue with the soviet union's symbol and flying the United Nations flag stood outside the university.
He refused to identify himself or to leave so while he stood there 80+ students assembled themselves by the man and sang the national anthem and Amazing grace.
The leader of the protest, Larry Young, spoke and said this; Friends, countrymen, Americans, I'm going to be a little politically incorrect today." He said he was, "He said he was "tired of the liberal jargon that makes me ashamed to be American" and he was "sick of the legions of illegal aliens crossing our borders and bleeding our social programs dry."
The group of protesters were joined by the VFW and other Veteran groups demanding that the UN flag be removed from campus by the University Administrator.
Young continued with the encouragement of the crowd to demand the UN flag be removed and replaced with an Evansville flag.
"It's not the UN that welcomes the 52 international students -- it's Evansville.
"Put an Evansville flag up," Young said.
"The UN coalition of mostly dysfunctional countries are atheistic, socialistic parasites whose goal is domination," said Young.
"This malignancy is flying in our parks, our schools," Young said.
"Bowen, in 1979 put up the UN flag and the people of Indianapolis made him take it down. We should do the same."
"They will not crucify us on a cross of complacency, Mr. Hoops. "TAKE DOWN THIS FLAG." was the ending phrase of his speech.
Young was followed by several other speakers including; Sean Selby, the president of the University of Southern Indiana's republicans who said the recent events in Somalia took place because of the UN.
Benny Benjamin, a veteran, spoke next saying this flag does not represent America.
Mike Burkhart, commander of the Indiana Purple Heart Association then spoke and said; " It'sjust the first raindrop in one of the most horrendous storms," Burkhart said. "It's not a political issue anymore. That flag is a slap in the face to every veteran here."
I think this protest had reason to take place and I commend all involved. The UN does nothing productive, go against many of the values America's have, And are in general Anti-American.
If you want to read the whole story, click on this link; http://www.unwatch.com/no2unflag.shtml
Lie to me
Hey Bloggers, Welcome to the best blog on the internet, according to me..
Let's talk about wednesday, the best day of the week. One of the reason's it's the best day is some of my favorite shows come on, on wednesday. Probably the best show actually is a new show called; Lie to me. It premiered last wednesday, it's at seven o' clock and shows on fox. It's a show about my favorite thing.. no, my other favorite thing, the thing that I do from time to time, It's lying. It's a show about lying. And it's got me thinking about how bad a liar I am and In was wondering If anyone else is a better liar. So I'm going to go all middle school on you and play two truths and a lie. If you don't know how to play, read the title out loud and then you know how to play. I'll tell two truths and a lie and then you have to figure out what my lie is, so here we go; I have flown an air plane, I know how to play guitar, and I snowboard.
Truth behold sometimes It's better to lie. For example there's this bikini themed restaurant in new york, this 18 year old applied, she fit the qualifications, she had prior experience, and more importantly, a 34 D chest. But the hiring manager turned her down, said no, we can't have ya. She asked why, his answer should have been, just can't or even just stared at her blankly. But his response was honest, I.E the wrong choice. He said; Well your voice is too ghetto. The woman was very offended. She was in fact so offended of the discrimination of ghetto girls everywhere that she is suing that restaurant for possibly over a million dollars. Which brings me my conclusion, sometimes it's better to just shut up. Who ever said "the truth will set you free" never met a modern day woman.
Sometimes I just wish people would lie to me. Like I'd be more than happy if the government lied to me that a prison spent 77,000 dollars on high definition flat screen tv's for prisoners. And I'll ask the obvious question, why are we buying high definition flat screen tv's for people who are used to stealing them? So they can enjoy the super bowl? I didn't realize the way it works is you go and commit a crime, you go through the court process, you go to jail, and then it's a cake walk. A prison sentence shouldn't be, ok your going into this cell and your going to watch tv all day. That's called being lazy not serving your time. Well.. being lazy with possible gang rape in the shower. It's funny though, "the truth shall set you free" because when you look at a court case the defence's job is to pretty much dirty up and cloud up the truth. The truth doesn't set you free. The truth gets you twenty five to life.
And it makes me bring up the story of a woman who shot a man five times in the back "aledgedly" and is going to court for it. But the defence doesn't want the jury to know is her username online is ManHater. Because she's a woman who shot a man, in the back five times, because she hated him. But the defence feels her username online, ManHater may sway them to judging the truth correctly. And it worked. That's why they whited it out on the document they showed the jury. I think that's awesome because when I finally snap and I shoot everybody I'm going to have my defence go; "Ok, before we start this trial, I don't want everyone thinking the defendant is guilty because his username online is called, I'm going to snap and shoot evrybody, no seriously this isn't a user name this is my admission of guilt."
The question of the day is, what is your favorite snow sport? Skiing, snowboarding, snowshoeing, ect.
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Let's talk about wednesday, the best day of the week. One of the reason's it's the best day is some of my favorite shows come on, on wednesday. Probably the best show actually is a new show called; Lie to me. It premiered last wednesday, it's at seven o' clock and shows on fox. It's a show about my favorite thing.. no, my other favorite thing, the thing that I do from time to time, It's lying. It's a show about lying. And it's got me thinking about how bad a liar I am and In was wondering If anyone else is a better liar. So I'm going to go all middle school on you and play two truths and a lie. If you don't know how to play, read the title out loud and then you know how to play. I'll tell two truths and a lie and then you have to figure out what my lie is, so here we go; I have flown an air plane, I know how to play guitar, and I snowboard.
Truth behold sometimes It's better to lie. For example there's this bikini themed restaurant in new york, this 18 year old applied, she fit the qualifications, she had prior experience, and more importantly, a 34 D chest. But the hiring manager turned her down, said no, we can't have ya. She asked why, his answer should have been, just can't or even just stared at her blankly. But his response was honest, I.E the wrong choice. He said; Well your voice is too ghetto. The woman was very offended. She was in fact so offended of the discrimination of ghetto girls everywhere that she is suing that restaurant for possibly over a million dollars. Which brings me my conclusion, sometimes it's better to just shut up. Who ever said "the truth will set you free" never met a modern day woman.
Sometimes I just wish people would lie to me. Like I'd be more than happy if the government lied to me that a prison spent 77,000 dollars on high definition flat screen tv's for prisoners. And I'll ask the obvious question, why are we buying high definition flat screen tv's for people who are used to stealing them? So they can enjoy the super bowl? I didn't realize the way it works is you go and commit a crime, you go through the court process, you go to jail, and then it's a cake walk. A prison sentence shouldn't be, ok your going into this cell and your going to watch tv all day. That's called being lazy not serving your time. Well.. being lazy with possible gang rape in the shower. It's funny though, "the truth shall set you free" because when you look at a court case the defence's job is to pretty much dirty up and cloud up the truth. The truth doesn't set you free. The truth gets you twenty five to life.
And it makes me bring up the story of a woman who shot a man five times in the back "aledgedly" and is going to court for it. But the defence doesn't want the jury to know is her username online is ManHater. Because she's a woman who shot a man, in the back five times, because she hated him. But the defence feels her username online, ManHater may sway them to judging the truth correctly. And it worked. That's why they whited it out on the document they showed the jury. I think that's awesome because when I finally snap and I shoot everybody I'm going to have my defence go; "Ok, before we start this trial, I don't want everyone thinking the defendant is guilty because his username online is called, I'm going to snap and shoot evrybody, no seriously this isn't a user name this is my admission of guilt."
The question of the day is, what is your favorite snow sport? Skiing, snowboarding, snowshoeing, ect.
Comment, Follow, appreciate.
Poem
I found this poem on www.usasurvival.org, I dont usually likt poetry but I did like this one.
The unsuspecting went to slaughter.
From a clear September sky.
The day held no forewarning.
Of the way they were to die.
Evil dressed in sunshine
On silver wings emplaned
And with the blood of innocents
The face of Islam stained.
The ugly head of hatred
Unmasked in fiery death.
Bodies falling, souls ascending
Born aloft on angel's breath.
Where for them the promise of today?
Where for them a bright tomorrow?
Vanished like the towers
In smoke and endless sorrow.
Yet from this sacrificial ground
A freedom tower shall arise
Our collective consecration
Of the souls immortalized.
The unsuspecting went to slaughter.
From a clear September sky.
The day held no forewarning.
Of the way they were to die.
Evil dressed in sunshine
On silver wings emplaned
And with the blood of innocents
The face of Islam stained.
The ugly head of hatred
Unmasked in fiery death.
Bodies falling, souls ascending
Born aloft on angel's breath.
Where for them the promise of today?
Where for them a bright tomorrow?
Vanished like the towers
In smoke and endless sorrow.
Yet from this sacrificial ground
A freedom tower shall arise
Our collective consecration
Of the souls immortalized.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Delicious
hey guys, I made one of these Delicious things, for those of you who don't know what it is, it's a bookmarking site, I suggest you get one, it's kinds use full I guess. I've book marked several of the the sites I like to visit so feel free to take a look.
Here's the link; http://delicious.com/In_Case_of_Emergency
If your wondering about the name, Epidemic was already taken.
And for those of you who care, which probably isn't much, sorry I did't get a story up yesterday, I'll try to post something later tonight.
Here's the link; http://delicious.com/In_Case_of_Emergency
If your wondering about the name, Epidemic was already taken.
And for those of you who care, which probably isn't much, sorry I did't get a story up yesterday, I'll try to post something later tonight.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Do lightbulbs actually give off light? New evidence shows otherwise.
So after my great idea with the mirror and the spaceship (which has probably revolutionized space travel) I got to thinking about other mysteries of the world I could solve, then it hit me. Light bulbs, they appear to glow right? Well that's wrong. Light bulbs don't give off light they merely suck in the dark. Now for this to happen dark would have to be a self-generating substance and i though about that and it makes sense because if you turn off the light bulb it gets dark. Also light bulbs don't "burn out" they merely get full and when a light bulb breaks it gets dark because all the dark is escaping. I know, I know, genius.
How to get to the sun
After lots of thinking about this, I think I have finally figured out the way to get to the sun, put a big mirror on the front of your ship, it will reflect all of the suns heat and gamma rays or whatever. So I am looking for volunteer's, who would like to give it a try?
Since were on mirrors, I recently saw a yahoo answers question that was asking if there is a program that will turn your screen into a mirror.. they then proceeded to note that scanning a mirror doesn't work. Seriously? Some people..
Since were on mirrors, I recently saw a yahoo answers question that was asking if there is a program that will turn your screen into a mirror.. they then proceeded to note that scanning a mirror doesn't work. Seriously? Some people..
More bailout stupidity
Oh hey, whats up, Bloggers?
First thing I wanna talk about is City Financial. You might be asking your self; "why rob, isn't city financial the big company who received bail out money, what could they have done?" Well very concerned person, City Financial received 42 billion dollars in bailout money, and they've decided; "Hey you know what we need? More Jets." Good thinking City Financial, I always thinkin the same thing. And that's why they bought 52 million dollar jet with bailout money. It's like then you loan a friend some money.. scratch that, Its like when you loan some random guy that you don't even know and he just turns around and spends it on stuff that doesn't even matter. Like, "here's some money for the rent" and he's like, "Twizlers for everybody!"
If we could quickly hop over to Obama's first day in office, lets just talk about what everybody is talkin about, "guantanamo bay was closed, It was a victory for human rights everywhere! yay!" Where are those people going to go? Have you though about it? Caus I don't think alot of people have. A lot of the people there havan't even been on trial yet, so their just going to be released. I'm just sayin, I don't know much about guantanamo bay but there are some pretty scary people who are going to be released and probably end right back up there on the front lines. I'm just throwin it out there for you to think about. So that's your question of the day, Do you agree with guantanamo bay closing, why, or why not?
One of the most Twittered things yesterday was Katy Stam the winner of Ms. America 2009. On Twitter, a lot of people agreed, a lot of people disagreed, but the majority of people were like myself, Katy Who? Oh she's kinda hot. And it ended there. Honestly it's nothing against those beautiful women who go into those contests, It's just essentially the winner is the hottest person there, and who doesn't off as retarded during the part where you actually have to open your mouth and has one talent. Why can't we just skip the entire competition and go straight to the dirty photos of them being linked to the internet?
In related news, now youtube users can remove their comments from video's and everyone is saying this is a big step in commenting. No it's not. It just helps people who are stupid on accident, what about the people who are stupid 24/7? Why can't I have a button to remove them.. from life.
That's all for tonight, I'm pretty tired.
So remember guys, Comment, Follow, and appreciate.
First thing I wanna talk about is City Financial. You might be asking your self; "why rob, isn't city financial the big company who received bail out money, what could they have done?" Well very concerned person, City Financial received 42 billion dollars in bailout money, and they've decided; "Hey you know what we need? More Jets." Good thinking City Financial, I always thinkin the same thing. And that's why they bought 52 million dollar jet with bailout money. It's like then you loan a friend some money.. scratch that, Its like when you loan some random guy that you don't even know and he just turns around and spends it on stuff that doesn't even matter. Like, "here's some money for the rent" and he's like, "Twizlers for everybody!"
If we could quickly hop over to Obama's first day in office, lets just talk about what everybody is talkin about, "guantanamo bay was closed, It was a victory for human rights everywhere! yay!" Where are those people going to go? Have you though about it? Caus I don't think alot of people have. A lot of the people there havan't even been on trial yet, so their just going to be released. I'm just sayin, I don't know much about guantanamo bay but there are some pretty scary people who are going to be released and probably end right back up there on the front lines. I'm just throwin it out there for you to think about. So that's your question of the day, Do you agree with guantanamo bay closing, why, or why not?
One of the most Twittered things yesterday was Katy Stam the winner of Ms. America 2009. On Twitter, a lot of people agreed, a lot of people disagreed, but the majority of people were like myself, Katy Who? Oh she's kinda hot. And it ended there. Honestly it's nothing against those beautiful women who go into those contests, It's just essentially the winner is the hottest person there, and who doesn't off as retarded during the part where you actually have to open your mouth and has one talent. Why can't we just skip the entire competition and go straight to the dirty photos of them being linked to the internet?
In related news, now youtube users can remove their comments from video's and everyone is saying this is a big step in commenting. No it's not. It just helps people who are stupid on accident, what about the people who are stupid 24/7? Why can't I have a button to remove them.. from life.
That's all for tonight, I'm pretty tired.
So remember guys, Comment, Follow, and appreciate.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Global Warming Watch
So far the world wide toll for climate change is:
Death: 0
Species Lost: 0
Islands Flooded:0
Homes Lost: 0
I found this one another blogspot, thought it was funny.
Death: 0
Species Lost: 0
Islands Flooded:0
Homes Lost: 0
I found this one another blogspot, thought it was funny.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Air Port Security and SouljaBoy
Recently I read a story about this guy who wanted to test the air port security at his local air port by wearing an Osama bin loden t-shirt and attempting to board an airplane with no boarding pass and no ID. But the funny thing was, we was able to get passed USA officials. But seriously, the only way he could have been more obveouse is if he wore a shirt saying; I have a bomb, this isn't just the t-shirt saying it, I really do have a bomb in my brief case.
And since I suck at transitions, I'll just jump right into the next thing that I wanna talk about,
So I was on YouTube yesterday and I found these two video's, the first one was Ice-T, an older rapper talking about souljaBoy who is kind of a new school rap. Well he's not even new school rap, he's pop hop, um a popy hip hop, uh bitch rap, I think that is the best way to say it. Just repetitive lyrics, decent beat, and then he sells some records.
Ice-T of course is talking about how SouljaBoy single handedly killed hip-hop. He even says souljaBoy needs to *** a ****. So of course SouljaBoy yesterday, made a video talking about Ice-T and pretty much his idea of an argument was saying *** *** **** about fifty times during the video while his friends laughed when ever he laughed. We'll call them lemming 1 and lemming 2 because I don't really think they deserve names because they just sat there for seven minutes and laughed like little girls when their friend said a mean thing to the computer screen.
SouljaBoy then went on to say; How can you tell a seventeen year old kid to eat a ****?, Your an old guy, don't you have better things to do with your time and your money, start a community center for hip hop.
But I think what Ice-T was saying when he told SouljaBoy to eat a **** was, hey, It would be the most positive thing the kid did with his mouth in the last five years. But when you look at the whole situation, you realize their both kinda in the wrong because Ice-T, SouljaBoy didn't kill hip-hop, SouljaBoy doesn't even do hip-hop, SouljaBoy does something where I don't even know if it can be described as music. And SouljaBoy is in the wrong because how are you going to disrespect the great Ice-T just because you got sand in- never mind. Becaus Ice-T has something you'll never get, respect from people who actually matter.
Sorry about all the censoring but I know some people wouldn't want to actually see all the bad words, just use your imagination.
Your question for today is, what do you think of SouljaBoy? Is he good, or bad? Leave a text comment with your response.
Comment, Follow, Appreciate.
And since I suck at transitions, I'll just jump right into the next thing that I wanna talk about,
So I was on YouTube yesterday and I found these two video's, the first one was Ice-T, an older rapper talking about souljaBoy who is kind of a new school rap. Well he's not even new school rap, he's pop hop, um a popy hip hop, uh bitch rap, I think that is the best way to say it. Just repetitive lyrics, decent beat, and then he sells some records.
Ice-T of course is talking about how SouljaBoy single handedly killed hip-hop. He even says souljaBoy needs to *** a ****. So of course SouljaBoy yesterday, made a video talking about Ice-T and pretty much his idea of an argument was saying *** *** **** about fifty times during the video while his friends laughed when ever he laughed. We'll call them lemming 1 and lemming 2 because I don't really think they deserve names because they just sat there for seven minutes and laughed like little girls when their friend said a mean thing to the computer screen.
SouljaBoy then went on to say; How can you tell a seventeen year old kid to eat a ****?, Your an old guy, don't you have better things to do with your time and your money, start a community center for hip hop.
But I think what Ice-T was saying when he told SouljaBoy to eat a **** was, hey, It would be the most positive thing the kid did with his mouth in the last five years. But when you look at the whole situation, you realize their both kinda in the wrong because Ice-T, SouljaBoy didn't kill hip-hop, SouljaBoy doesn't even do hip-hop, SouljaBoy does something where I don't even know if it can be described as music. And SouljaBoy is in the wrong because how are you going to disrespect the great Ice-T just because you got sand in- never mind. Becaus Ice-T has something you'll never get, respect from people who actually matter.
Sorry about all the censoring but I know some people wouldn't want to actually see all the bad words, just use your imagination.
Your question for today is, what do you think of SouljaBoy? Is he good, or bad? Leave a text comment with your response.
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Full Dasean rap and Hot for Words
Alright, so you should have seen my rapping voki that looks like a gangster, It is titled, Dasean Rap. If you havant yet than I suggest you do It is pretty funny. But I couldn't fit the whole rap in there so here it is:
Dasean stinks at halo three,
He isn't anything close to a G,
He is so bad,
He should have to pay a fee,
He isn't as good as Deion,
Or even me,
And that's bad,
wait, I think I need to pee,
Dasean thinks he's a straight up G,
He thinks he's a gangster,
But he's more like a wangster,
when it comes to playing halo three.
If some of you don't know who Dasean is or don't know why I wrote this, I suggest you visit his blog. Links in the sidebar somewhere.
Also, I would like to refer you guys to this great YouTube channel; http://www.youtube.com/hotforwords
Everyone with a thirst for knowledge or is a guy should visit this channel, I'll tell you one thing, I wasn't watching the video for the lesson ^^
And she just put up her calender for sale, That's one calender I will be buying.
Your friday question of the day is, how do you like the dasean rap or hotforwords. Please leave a text comment with your response.
Dasean stinks at halo three,
He isn't anything close to a G,
He is so bad,
He should have to pay a fee,
He isn't as good as Deion,
Or even me,
And that's bad,
wait, I think I need to pee,
Dasean thinks he's a straight up G,
He thinks he's a gangster,
But he's more like a wangster,
when it comes to playing halo three.
If some of you don't know who Dasean is or don't know why I wrote this, I suggest you visit his blog. Links in the sidebar somewhere.
Also, I would like to refer you guys to this great YouTube channel; http://www.youtube.com/hotforwords
Everyone with a thirst for knowledge or is a guy should visit this channel, I'll tell you one thing, I wasn't watching the video for the lesson ^^
And she just put up her calender for sale, That's one calender I will be buying.
Your friday question of the day is, how do you like the dasean rap or hotforwords. Please leave a text comment with your response.
Interview with a Blogger Celebrity
*I know a lot of you are wondering, What goes on in the mind of a Blogger celebrity, So I let my buddy interview me just for you guys, so here you go, enjoy!*
*Narrator: We are here with Epidemic, thank you for allowing us to interview you.*
*Me: No, I’m sure it is a pleasure. Thank you for having me as well.*
*Narrator: How do you describe yourself?*
*Me: Who is Epidemic? Epidemic is just an ordinary guy who’s extremely funny and better looking than you, but you know just a regular guy. I put my pants on two legs at a time just like everyone else. And you know one day I was searching the site Blogger and I’m realizing there is not funny, there is this big void of funny where funny should be so I decided to fill it up. *
*Narrator: So how’s life now? *
*Me: I’m trying to think of a way to explain it to you, um, like, do you know what it’s like to acknowledged for something that your good at? Well you probably don’t, but It's like that. It’s a great feeling.*
*Narrator: So does Blogger get you more women?*
*Me: Well it’s just weird with girls, now women just approach me and they do crazy things.*
*Narrator: Does anyone ever notice you in real life?*
*Me: Sometimes, really, It’s over whelming. I’ll just be walking to class and someone will just stop me and go “Omg are you Epidemic from Blogger?” And you know, I’m like “Yeah, yea I am.” But I’m just a guy, I’m just.. you know, Awesome.*
*Narrator: How’s your schedule?*
*Me: Well, uh as a star, someone who’s equivilant to a super hero, really it’s a bit stressful. Because sometimes your information gets out and people call you, I get emails, all kinds of stuff. You know you have a hectic schedule, I have to wake up in the morning, get ready, I have to do my stretches so that my fingers don’t cramp up. You know I have to do things, I have to meet people, call people, I have to make the posts, I have to practice my comedic style, that’s very important, really. Just because If I don’t practice I might end up like boheem or some guy like that. Um really you know, I’m just one man, I’m just one man doing my thing, I’m just doing it really well.*
*Narrator: So what do you do in your studio?*
*Me: Yeah sometimes,you know, I just, I play with myself.. yeah.*
*Narrator: Do you have an ego? *
*Me: That’s a good question, a lot of people, they think I have an ego. But really It’s nothing like that, It’s just feels good to be appreciated for stuff that you do. It’s really fun to be out here, people see my posts and It’s a blast, It is. Um really It’s great, It is an ego boost, I’ll admit it, but like I said, I don’t let it get to me, I’m just one guy, my name is Epidemic. It is. I legally changed it.*
And It’s you know, I am just a regular guy.
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*Narrator: We are here with Epidemic, thank you for allowing us to interview you.*
*Me: No, I’m sure it is a pleasure. Thank you for having me as well.*
*Narrator: How do you describe yourself?*
*Me: Who is Epidemic? Epidemic is just an ordinary guy who’s extremely funny and better looking than you, but you know just a regular guy. I put my pants on two legs at a time just like everyone else. And you know one day I was searching the site Blogger and I’m realizing there is not funny, there is this big void of funny where funny should be so I decided to fill it up. *
*Narrator: So how’s life now? *
*Me: I’m trying to think of a way to explain it to you, um, like, do you know what it’s like to acknowledged for something that your good at? Well you probably don’t, but It's like that. It’s a great feeling.*
*Narrator: So does Blogger get you more women?*
*Me: Well it’s just weird with girls, now women just approach me and they do crazy things.*
*Narrator: Does anyone ever notice you in real life?*
*Me: Sometimes, really, It’s over whelming. I’ll just be walking to class and someone will just stop me and go “Omg are you Epidemic from Blogger?” And you know, I’m like “Yeah, yea I am.” But I’m just a guy, I’m just.. you know, Awesome.*
*Narrator: How’s your schedule?*
*Me: Well, uh as a star, someone who’s equivilant to a super hero, really it’s a bit stressful. Because sometimes your information gets out and people call you, I get emails, all kinds of stuff. You know you have a hectic schedule, I have to wake up in the morning, get ready, I have to do my stretches so that my fingers don’t cramp up. You know I have to do things, I have to meet people, call people, I have to make the posts, I have to practice my comedic style, that’s very important, really. Just because If I don’t practice I might end up like boheem or some guy like that. Um really you know, I’m just one man, I’m just one man doing my thing, I’m just doing it really well.*
*Narrator: So what do you do in your studio?*
*Me: Yeah sometimes,you know, I just, I play with myself.. yeah.*
*Narrator: Do you have an ego? *
*Me: That’s a good question, a lot of people, they think I have an ego. But really It’s nothing like that, It’s just feels good to be appreciated for stuff that you do. It’s really fun to be out here, people see my posts and It’s a blast, It is. Um really It’s great, It is an ego boost, I’ll admit it, but like I said, I don’t let it get to me, I’m just one guy, my name is Epidemic. It is. I legally changed it.*
And It’s you know, I am just a regular guy.
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Thursday, January 22, 2009
My Second Blog
So I was unbelievably bored today, I had absolutly nothing to do but homework. So I pulled up my laptop and made a second blog. This blog is just a story I wrote while I was bored, It's probably worse than this blog. It is fiction and influenced alot by the holocaust and by halo a little. It isn't very good and I would not recomend reading it if your sensetive to "bad language" but then If you are, why are you reading this blog? But any who here's the adress: http://www.thegreatbattleofhyperiums.blogspot.com
If you do read it, be sure to give me any feed back or idea's you may have. Well, I'm off, remember to Comment, follow, and Appriciate.
If you do read it, be sure to give me any feed back or idea's you may have. Well, I'm off, remember to Comment, follow, and Appriciate.
What I did thursday. Last time I go for a walk in that neighborhood
So I realized today that I've never, in the whole two weeks I've had this blog, made a post specifically about me, Epidemic.
So I was walking down the street, mainly because I'm trying out for football and don't wanna get fat, except in this one area, I wanna get fat there. But everywhere else, I don't wanna be fat, the lady's don't usually like it. So as I was walking along, I was thinking to myself, why do they say death in taxes? It doesn't really make any sense to me, Death and Taxes, you got death and taxes, one's just crazy I mean death, it's just.. It's done. But I mean taxes, that shi-stuff is forever.
But then I kept walkin and then, ah, It was great, I see this guy staring at me. Not in a, I'm a hobo, I'm going to kill you for five dollars kinda way but a kind of a, I recognize you kinda way. And that's not good because I don't like seeing people from my past, you know why? Because I sucked in my past, more than I do now. I know It's hard to believe, but It's true.
So he comes up and he goes, "Hey!" and I go, "hey.. not me, wrong guy, my names not robert." and he believed me, and I just kept walkin.
And I was walkin down the street, and I was wondering, why is it everytime I go to webMD.com it says I have cancer and I should go see a doctor? That doesn't seem right. I think they should change their name to, GoSeeADoctor.com because that's really all they do.
But then, Oh but then, I'm walkin and I stop. I see this girl that I used to go out with and she's making out with this guy and I thought to myself, "Ohh.. now he's got my herpies too.." And I just kept walkin.
Then I got to the store, it was about two miles down, I was covered in sweat which is really nasty, and I though to myself, why did I come here? And I couldn't remember what I wanted. I felt kinda stupid because of that, and that, well that was the end of my day.
Your question for thursday is, what is the most interesting thing you have ever seen while walking? Leave a text comment and remember;
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So I was walking down the street, mainly because I'm trying out for football and don't wanna get fat, except in this one area, I wanna get fat there. But everywhere else, I don't wanna be fat, the lady's don't usually like it. So as I was walking along, I was thinking to myself, why do they say death in taxes? It doesn't really make any sense to me, Death and Taxes, you got death and taxes, one's just crazy I mean death, it's just.. It's done. But I mean taxes, that shi-stuff is forever.
But then I kept walkin and then, ah, It was great, I see this guy staring at me. Not in a, I'm a hobo, I'm going to kill you for five dollars kinda way but a kind of a, I recognize you kinda way. And that's not good because I don't like seeing people from my past, you know why? Because I sucked in my past, more than I do now. I know It's hard to believe, but It's true.
So he comes up and he goes, "Hey!" and I go, "hey.. not me, wrong guy, my names not robert." and he believed me, and I just kept walkin.
And I was walkin down the street, and I was wondering, why is it everytime I go to webMD.com it says I have cancer and I should go see a doctor? That doesn't seem right. I think they should change their name to, GoSeeADoctor.com because that's really all they do.
But then, Oh but then, I'm walkin and I stop. I see this girl that I used to go out with and she's making out with this guy and I thought to myself, "Ohh.. now he's got my herpies too.." And I just kept walkin.
Then I got to the store, it was about two miles down, I was covered in sweat which is really nasty, and I though to myself, why did I come here? And I couldn't remember what I wanted. I felt kinda stupid because of that, and that, well that was the end of my day.
Your question for thursday is, what is the most interesting thing you have ever seen while walking? Leave a text comment and remember;
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Polite Bank Robber
Alright guys, I don't have much time right now but I do have a story to talk about, so I'll try and make it fast.
A guy from Ohio went in to rob a bank, problem is I guess he decided to be a nice bank robber because when he got inside he stood in line which really isn't a good idea when you have a ski mask on. People sometimes take notice of things like that. So the moral of this story is, if you're going to rob a bank, don't have manners, or better yet, don't rob a bank. But let's be honest, robbing a bank, probably really exciting.
Oh and President Bush left President Obama a note in the oval office which I think would be a great tradition, passing down a little bit of knowledge to the new President, I wonder what it would say, it would be something like, "Note, no WMD's in Iraq" So that's your question of the day, what do you think the note said? Leave a text comment with your response.
And Dont forget to Comment, follow, appreiciate.
A guy from Ohio went in to rob a bank, problem is I guess he decided to be a nice bank robber because when he got inside he stood in line which really isn't a good idea when you have a ski mask on. People sometimes take notice of things like that. So the moral of this story is, if you're going to rob a bank, don't have manners, or better yet, don't rob a bank. But let's be honest, robbing a bank, probably really exciting.
Oh and President Bush left President Obama a note in the oval office which I think would be a great tradition, passing down a little bit of knowledge to the new President, I wonder what it would say, it would be something like, "Note, no WMD's in Iraq" So that's your question of the day, what do you think the note said? Leave a text comment with your response.
And Dont forget to Comment, follow, appreiciate.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Baby thrown on ground and killed
Today a woman named mellisa colelinski was taking care of a sixteen month old kid who would not stop crying. The baby kept crying, she couldn't get it to stop, so Mellisa decided to throw the baby on the ground. Once the baby hit the ground it fractured it's skull. Mellisa then walked away. Then the sixteen month old child took it's blanket and went over to it's compfort area where it died. This rattled me, I mean what kind of person does that to a baby, a little defenceless baby, someone who doesn't even know whats going on.
Also a few days ago a plane flying over New York City had both of it's engines blow out and the pilot announced over the intercom that they would be having a rough and unscheduled landing and that everyone was to put on their seatbelts. He then cooley glided into the Hudson river. This really was a miracle, all 115 people aboard the plane lived and the most servear injury was one man recieved two broken bones. God truely was with these people aboard this plane. There were some reports of people in New York being terrified, because they remember what happened the last time a plane came in that low over their city. But all I can say is, I'm glad everyone is alright and I wish those injured the best of luck.
The question of the day for Tuesday is, what is your favorite extra corricular activity? Leave a comment with your answer, or send it to me if you want.. dont know why youd want to.. or even if you can..
And remember, Comment, Follow, Appriciate!
Also a few days ago a plane flying over New York City had both of it's engines blow out and the pilot announced over the intercom that they would be having a rough and unscheduled landing and that everyone was to put on their seatbelts. He then cooley glided into the Hudson river. This really was a miracle, all 115 people aboard the plane lived and the most servear injury was one man recieved two broken bones. God truely was with these people aboard this plane. There were some reports of people in New York being terrified, because they remember what happened the last time a plane came in that low over their city. But all I can say is, I'm glad everyone is alright and I wish those injured the best of luck.
The question of the day for Tuesday is, what is your favorite extra corricular activity? Leave a comment with your answer, or send it to me if you want.. dont know why youd want to.. or even if you can..
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Friday, January 16, 2009
Message to Aimee Orr
This is slightly off topic, but its nonetheless important. I feel it could be one of the most important observations and statements made in this entire blog so i feel like I'm obliged to say it.
So here it goes:
I like Pie.
I know this is the one thing you have wanted us to post, so there you go.
So here it goes:
I like Pie.
I know this is the one thing you have wanted us to post, so there you go.
Dead kids and Fritzel
Ok, so the first story I'm going to talk about today is about this father that was driving his two kids to their mom. On their way to the mom's house, the car gets stuck in a snow drift. Rather than waiting it out, he tells his two kids, "ok kids, lets do it, your going to go walk the rest of the ten miles to your moms house."
Things to also know about the situation, the tempatures had been varying between 25 degree's and -5 degree's. Aswell as the kids are eleven and twelve years old. Last and most importantly, the kids are sent out alone. Now thanks to the dad the twelve year old girl is dead and the boy was found at a rest stop delusional. Now there are family members telling the media to please forgive him, there is a whole nother side to the story. What other side of the story are they talking about? I mean It's like cut and dry. Thats like looking at a completely other situation and going "Oh, so that's why your raped her, I understand now because I saw the other side of the story."
Speaking of disgusting people, remember the guy who kept his daughter locked in the basement for 24 years and had several children with her? Well some guy thought "You know what needs to be done with that Fritzel guy, a play." So he made a play about Fritzel called, 'Fritzel's bed and breakfast'..
Well thats all for today. Remember to comment, follow, and apriciate
Things to also know about the situation, the tempatures had been varying between 25 degree's and -5 degree's. Aswell as the kids are eleven and twelve years old. Last and most importantly, the kids are sent out alone. Now thanks to the dad the twelve year old girl is dead and the boy was found at a rest stop delusional. Now there are family members telling the media to please forgive him, there is a whole nother side to the story. What other side of the story are they talking about? I mean It's like cut and dry. Thats like looking at a completely other situation and going "Oh, so that's why your raped her, I understand now because I saw the other side of the story."
Speaking of disgusting people, remember the guy who kept his daughter locked in the basement for 24 years and had several children with her? Well some guy thought "You know what needs to be done with that Fritzel guy, a play." So he made a play about Fritzel called, 'Fritzel's bed and breakfast'..
Well thats all for today. Remember to comment, follow, and apriciate
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Halo 3, youtube, and the playoffs
This morning I was sitting on my couch watching tv and I saw that a fourteen your old boy killed his dad and shot his mom for taking away his Halo 3 video game.. later in court his insanity plea was denied. This kid is seriously messed up..
In other news Youtube is censoring it's self, so any "inappropriate" content will be deleted. So their getting rid of all the best stuff ^^
Finally, the question of the day is what is your favorite sport? Post a comment with your answer.
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Pave the Rainforest
Recently I've heard an increasing number of people saying, "Save the Rainforest" But do any of the people saying this actually know what they're talking about? Environmental philanthropists have been accused of “green colonialism” after allegedly consigning 1,000 people to poverty in his attempts to preserve the Amazon jungle.
There has to be some kind of help for locals hurt by this. Now, with the lack of jobs, violence is increasing and because fathers cannot afford to look after their families we also have a growing problem with hunger and malnutrition.
The majority of the people saying "Save the Rainforest" only hear the part about animals dying. That is bad and all but I value a humans life over an animals.
There has to be some kind of help for locals hurt by this. Now, with the lack of jobs, violence is increasing and because fathers cannot afford to look after their families we also have a growing problem with hunger and malnutrition.
The majority of the people saying "Save the Rainforest" only hear the part about animals dying. That is bad and all but I value a humans life over an animals.
Each year, the Rainforest is responsible for over three thousand deaths from accidents, attacks or illnesses.
There are over seven hundred things in the Rainforest that cause cancer.
Join the fight now and help stop the Rainforest before it’s too late.
Point of this blog
This is the blog of Epidemic. I take the news, politics, sports, or whatever I feel like writing about and make them what I want them to be.
I will write purely on my perspective of the world. Leave a comment if you like it.. or if you don't. I will write mostly about sports, politics, and the news. Although I may throw something else in every once and a while.
If you like the blog, then follow it. If you don't then don't fill my comments with hate mail.
While my blog is meant to be humorous some over-sensative or stupid people may find it "offensive" so if you thing you qualify, don't bother reading.
I will write purely on my perspective of the world. Leave a comment if you like it.. or if you don't. I will write mostly about sports, politics, and the news. Although I may throw something else in every once and a while.
If you like the blog, then follow it. If you don't then don't fill my comments with hate mail.
While my blog is meant to be humorous some over-sensative or stupid people may find it "offensive" so if you thing you qualify, don't bother reading.
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